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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:04

Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
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