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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Why is rap* a crime?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

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